Let’s get down and dirty. Our favorite celebs are embarassing themselves per usual, and getting themselves into ridiculously uncomfortable situations. Here we go…BLAST OFF!
Jennifer Connelly: Yo, I didn’t even know who this chick was, but wikipedia has informed me that she was in Rocketeer, one of my favorite movies from when I was a kid, and A Beautiful Mind, so I guess she is pretty badass and deserves some media attention. But anyways, People magazine informed me that she had a jolly ole time feeding some penguins the other day. What struck me about this picture though, is that maybe she should stop feeding other animals, and start focusing on feeding herself! Look at her! Her pants are too baggy, and she is ridiculously twiggy. Nothing like an anorexic actress revelling in feeding animals to generate an awkward picture. The penguins look healthier than her.
Ryan Seacrest: This dude is so B-List but he thinks he is SUCH a diva. Think about it. How many jobs does he try to juggle just to remain in the spotlight. Utterly forgettable. If he read this he would probably be crying into his stuffed teddy bear Fwuffy for weeks, then Simon would have to come over and slap him around a bit in order to drag his ass to host American Idol. The picture below is a first class example of how awkward Ryan “I want Simon Cowell SOO BAD IT HURTS” Seacrest is, and also how disgusted he is to be hugging a girl. He’d much rather be hugging Simon, and feeling his man boobs.
Jim Carrey: This guy is awesome. He is not ashamed to walk around in a woman’s bathing suit, and let’s be honest here… He pulls it off. The awkward aspect is that he totally looks better in it than his supposedly VA VA VOOM girlfriend Jenny McCarthy. Rough.
Brooke and Hulk Hogan: Aww dammmn. We have another Papa Joe and Jessica SImpson deal. Here you see a “beach blunder” in which Hulk Hogan is rubbing sunscreen on Brooke’s butt. Seriously?! She can reach there! There is something weird going on in that fam… The mother starts dating a 19 year old toolface, and Hulk wants to top that off by dating his daughter. EW. Crossed the line there.
That’s all the celeb goss for today. Peace easy ’til tomorrow!