You know the drill. Without further ado, celebrity awkwardness! If I was a dumb magazine like Star or Us Weekly I would title this “THEY’RE JUST LIKE US!” Yeah, no shit! They are people too…not insanely perfect robots. Unless you are Posh.
Richard Simmons: I don’t even know the last time I heard his name come up in the news, but I guess he was on Lettermen the other day. It was probably some special about psycho stars of the past. Well, Richiepoo wanted to make a great impression on the public, and remake a name for himself by showing up in HOTT short shorts, and some sort of red sparkly tank top. He really should just stay in his house doing aerobics by himself or with middle aged women wearing shoulder pads who are in denial that the 80s are over. Richiepoo is an awkward mess. And what’s the deal with his legs?! You think he’d have sexy, toned legs, but they are pigeon-toed, hyperextended globs. Seriously, stay inside buddy, and revel in your bygone days of iconic splendor.
Shauna Sand: Let’s get this straight: You are not a celebrity just because you were a Playboy bunny. I decided to spotlight her in this post though because it just proves a point I made in one of my first posts. Awkwardness at the beach. Here is a fat, ugly man ogling at Shauna in her itty bitty bikini and lucite heels. Classssssy! To be honest, Shauna would probably tap that anyways, but an ordinary person would be grossed out, and run away as fast as possible.
Miley Cyrus: Our favorite baby prostitute is at it again, proving to society that she is a classy, elegant and beautiful young woman with perfect etiquette. The Queen of England should take some lessons from Miley. This chick needs to learn not to take stupid ass pictures! No pun intended. Actually, it was intended. Miley: Enjoy being retarded with your friends, but don’t take pictures of your shenanigans, and if you do, LOCK them away, and don’t let them leak! She is on the road to becoming a full fledged porn star. I can see it now. Miley Cyrus aka Hannah Montana in A Night in Montana filmed by the same person that made Paris Hilton’s sex tape.
Hayden Panetierre: This elf of a celebrity is OCD. Look at this awkward face after she shook hands with a fan and then DOUSED herself with Purell. She probably takes a Purell shower after hooking up with Milo. COOTIES!
Awkward Turtle Celeb Scooper signing out!
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